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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Breaking News: Bethany and Charles Rendezvous Again


Bethany and Charles Shaw were spotted together last night, seemingly entranced with each other's company. "I love Charles," said Bethany. "I don't see him nearly enough."

A source very close to the two claims that later in the lady's room, Bethany confessed, "He's ok, but I can do better." When asked if that was elitist, Bethany quipped back, "You're going to judge me? Chuck will go with anyone. It's not like he has a reserved quality."

The source, who happened to be in Shaw's company the night before, agreed. "He has a surprising body under there. No wonder so many people keep going back."

When asked how he felt about it, Mr. Shaw replied, "Let's be honest--I just want to make as many people as happy as possible."

Well Charles, you did make another woman happy--at least for tonight.

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